Posted on behalf of editor Uncle Pedia:
Have you been called a sockpuppet? I'm putting together Intermittens the Sockpuppets issue! So I'm looking for contributions!
Why a Sockpuppets issue? You have to know how this began.
A year ago, I edited Intermittens 12: UnFaithopedia to collect and restore humorous “religious” articles from various versions of the split-apart Uncyclopedia. Admins were systematically destroying the things that had made Uncyclopedia great—either due to prudishness or ego (because they didn’t write them).
I expected backlash from power-mad Unc admins, which is why I edited that issue under the nom de plume of Uncle Pedia. (I have an account on three UncycloPedias.)
But, lo and behold, the admins said almost nothing—but Discordians and SubGeniuses sure as hell did! They expressed great moral outrage that I wasn’t following their rules—the rules of those who insist people should not be forced to follow other people’s rules.
Furthermore, because the name of a certain person appeared three (3) times in that 16,000-word magazine, obviously I was that person’s self-promoting sockpuppet! Obviously.
So for you and anyone who's been accused of being a sockpuppet, spread the word I'm doing the all-sockpuppet Intermittens! I've found several articles already, but could use a few more!
Please post a link to your article if it's online. Or email my assistant editor at firstname.lastname@example.org