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The fifth season.[]

Holyday: Afflux

Aftermath[]

Imposition of Order = Escalation of Chaos

After Bureaucracy grinds to a halt, Aftermath begins. Aftermath is the last season of the YOLD. When Order implodes, shatters and dissipates. When the leaves fall and turn to dirt. It is a time of entropy. When Dissolution waxes high over the constellations of the Octopus and Shitty Bird Drawing. When things just start to sorta dissolve. When what was ordered, is scrambled, served, and then gone forever.

All the King's Horses and All the King's Men Couldn't put Humpty back together again.

- Erisian Proverb


Afflux (Aftermath 50) is the Discordian Holyday of the season. Discordians like to celebrate the holyday with inebriation rituals. Discordians often feast on hot dogs and sing Erisian Hymns through the night. Games like Break-N-Fix are popular and often played in groups. An Afflux reveler once summarized the holiday festivities, stating "its about celebrating the coming undone man and, like, starting over with just the pieces."

"Lika a drop of honey into the tea - with Aftermath comes entropy..." -Popular Afflux Children's Hymn



-This entry was divined by Polyfather Urizen B.N. of the Cabal of Cabbage .
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