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Alien (aka Alien) was the co-founding vice president of the Ĕk-sĕn-trĭks Cluborguild with Zeus.


Alien and Zeus' Ĕk-sĕn-trĭks Cluborguild was honored for the 1981-1982 school year as Most Active New Club on Campus. This was at Mount Santa Juanita College. Alien, in addition to being student government president and a State Board member of California Community College Student Government Association, was a comedic author and actor. Alien and Zeus came up with the idea of running a friend for Homecoming Queen with a bag over her head. Alien had also been brought up on formal charges by the college (largely for investigations of the administration) which were later dropped.

In 1982, Alien became the first person to be admitted to the Order of the Pineapple.

Dihydrogen Monoxide[]

Alien and Dr. Sinister Craven (as Chao tse-Tung) started the H20 Jake. This talked about the dangers of "Dihydrogen Monoxide." It was inspired by a Saturday Night Live skit with Al Franken. This was then picked up by one of Alien's junior high school students named Nathan Zohner who made it famous.