Second day of the week.
Celebration[]
Arise as early as possible (4am is ideal) break out the loud hailer and run a recording of the 1812 Overture as you stomp about the neighborhood shouting in praise:
HAIL ERIS! GODDESS OF THE DAYS! BOOM ME BaBY! BOOM ME ON THIS BOOMING BOOMTIME DAY! LIKE A GREAT BIG KETTLE DRUM FULL OF NITROGLYCERINE! BOOM!
All Hail Eris!
Notes[]
Not to be confused with the Fourth of July. Satisfaction may or may not occur. Batteries not included. Please see package insert for details.