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  1. Ingredient in cole slaw, sauerkraut, and kimchi.
  2. Cruciferous vegetable.
  3. Reveals infinite organic geometry upon dissection.
  4. Brainlike. Ferments well
  5. comes in purple!

"Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head."

--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary