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Intermittens issue 5 edited by Cainad

Cainad a.k.a. Jake (No Last Name Please) was the editor of the fifth edition of Intermittens magazine and wrote featured articles for Uncyclopedia.

Cainad got involved in Discordianism while a teenager. A self-described Army brat, he wrote "Without the craziness of hanging out with buddies to satisfy your need for novelty and excitement, you look to other sources... and I found them. Internet humor sites, mainly, but somewhere deep in the underbelly of the Weird, I found something different. Something called Discordianism."[1]

One of those humor sites was Uncyclopedia. Cainad started editing there in 2006 when he was 15 years old.[2][3] Uncyclopedia had an Adopt a Noob program, where established editors would adopt new ones. In 2009, he adopted Miley Spears.[4]. Cainad wrote or co-wrote several articles for the site, including the featured articles "Books Never Written" (which is planned to appear in Intermittens Sockpuppets), "Bacon and Cheese Sandwich, of 1905," and "Diplomacy."[5]

Cain is a self-proclaimed prophet of the Giant Spaghetti Monster. He's also a roleplayer and LARPer, and a political activist and protestor.

References[]

  1. Cainad. Discordians Anonymous. The Mossy Coconut. Retrieved on 13 January 2022.
  2. Cainad. Pain In The Neck. The Mossy Coconut. Retrieved on 13 January 2022.
  3. Cainad. User:Cainad. Uncyclopedia. Retrieved on 13 January 2022.
  4. Cainad and Miley Spears. Adopt a noob. Uncyclopedia. Retrieved on 13 January 2022.
  5. Cainad. Articles. Uncyclopedia. Retrieved on 13 January 2022.


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