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Perpetual Date Converter from Gregorian to POEE Calendar available (in suppository form) here. For more holidays, see Whollday.

Discordian Calendars for 2025+ CE aka 3191+ YOLD are wanted.

Seasons[]

  1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
  2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
  3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
  4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
  5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle Malaclypse the Elder

Days of the Week[]

  1. Sweetmorn
  2. Boomtime
  3. Pungenday
  4. Prickle-Prickle
  5. Setting Orange

The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: Sweet, Boom, Pungent, Prickle, and Orange.

Holydays[]

Main article: Holyday
Main article: Whollyday

Apostle Holydays[]

  1. Mungday
  2. Mojoday
  3. Syaday
  4. Zaraday
  5. Maladay

Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season

Season Holydays[]

  1. Chaoflux
  2. Discoflux
  3. Confuflux
  4. Bureflux
  5. Afflux

Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season

St. Tib's Day[]

St. Tib's Day occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.

Discordian Affiliate Whollydays[]

Main article: Whollyday

Other Calendrical Holydays keep cropping up. They are known as Discordian Affiliate Holydays, Whollydays, This Cool Thing I Thought Of, or Blue Dress Specials.

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