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Seasons[]

Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
The Aftermath - Patron Apostle Malaclypse the Elder

Days of the Week[]

The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: Sweet, Boom, Pungent, Prickle, and Orange.

Holydays[]

Main article: Holyday

Main article: Whollyday

Apostle Holydays[]

Each occurs on the 5^th day of the Season

Season Holydays[]

Each occurs on the 50^th day of each Season

St. Tib's Day[]

St. Tib's Day occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59^th and 60^th days of the Season of Chaos.

Discordian Affiliate Whollydays[]

Main article: Whollyday

Other Calendrical Holydays keep cropping up. They are known as Discordian Affiliate Holydays, Whollydays, This Cool Thing I Thought Of, or Blue Dress Specials.

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