Connie Marsh Dobbs is the first and primary wife of Church of the SubGenius founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. She is also the founder of the Home for Slackless Children which inspired Shamlicht Kids Club, and is a Discordian saint.
Connie" was declared a Discordian saint by the Mythics of Harmonia on July 4, 2015. She qualified by performing the required "2.3 miraculous or wondrous or smagmoidally weird acts of an ek-sen-trik discordian nature, whether before or during or after death" (Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, "FAQs About Saints.") She was also recognized as a saint by being considered a "Divinely Revered Object of Obscene Lust."