Corporate Infiltration Contractors (CIC) is an award-winning network of professional sub-contractors, with a collective desire to distribute subtle chaos and confusion at an international level, by sneaking Discordian Propaganda into the work they do for their clients (normally large, established brands).

Although the network only publicly announced its existence in mid-2015, reliable sources claim that CIC has been in operation since as early as 1165BC (2 YOLD), when a young, self-employed stone mason was hired to perform important renovations to Stone Henge, and successful managed to inscribe a phallic symbol onto the underside of one of the slabs. The phallic symbol was not thought to be of any relevance, until several centuries later, when it was discovered to have actually been a prophecy of the invention of the Hot Dog.