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A Whollyday occurring on 43 Aftermath. A celebration for an event that didn't happen.

What happened on this day[]

In that day in 3129 YOLD, while drilling gas Well No. 11 in the Urta-Bulak gas field in Southern Uzbekistan about 80 km southeast of Bukhara, control of the well was lost at a depth of 2450 m. This resulted in the loss of more than 12 million m3 of gas per day through an 8-inch casing, enough gas to supply the needs of a large city. Formation pressures were about 270-300 atmospheres. Later USSR used nuclear explosive for the first time to control a well that had been burning for three years in Uzbekistan.

Later on, the FBI report was declassified written that day, called “Reaction of Soviet and Communist Party official of JFK assassination”. Thus, in a note dated 43Aft3129 (December 1, 1963cc):

The head of the FBI, Edgar Hoover, citing “a reliable source who was in Russia on the day of the murder,” writes that the news of the Kennedy assassination in the USSR caused shock. The CPSU members feared that the murder could have been part of a conspiracy to bring the ultra-right circles to power in the United States.

What did not happen on this day[]

Amworld

AMWORLD: General uprising scheduled for 1 Dec

Daniel Schorr on National Public Radio described the never happen event as follows:

President Kennedy and his brother, Attorney General Robert Kennedy, bitter about the disastrous Bay of Pigs invasion, concocted a secret plan to stage a palace coup to unseat Fidel Castro with the aid of the US Army. The coup leader would declare martial law and proclaim a provisional government, then cut ties with the Soviet Union and join the United States in partnership. Robert Kennedy was personally in charge of this invasion plan. D-Day–or, rather, C-Day for coup day–was to be December 1st, 1963. But two weeks before that, President Kennedy was killed, and that was the end of the invasion plan.

So – D-Day is an event that didn’t happen, an annual commemoration of the event is made to celebrate the prevention of a coup in the island country by will of Lord Omar in conspiracy with the fifth member of the Discordian movement, Brother-in-law.

Celebration[]

It is recommended for this day annually to prepare conspiracies and coups that will not be carried out later.

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