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See also Discordianism

A Discordian is a self-identified follower of Eris.


"We Discordians must all stick apart," said Malaclypse the Younger. Discordians consider organisation to be an oxymoron, so some of them practise it religiously.


Main article: Cabal

see also: Discordian Websites and Communities

Discordians organise themselves into small working groups called cabals. Using small numbers they are able to reach agreements more quickly and change tack as circumstances dictate.

It is Aneristic to organise too many members, and large groups virtually always fall before the weight of the Curse of Greyface. There are, however, exceptions to every rule.

Some Discordians argue that organised chaos is such a thoroughly confused conundrum that it ought to be practised, if for no other reason than to see how many arguments it can start. Discordipedia may be one of those things.


Main article: Operation Mindfuck

Operation Mindfuck is based on the theory that the only strategy that cannot be predicted is a completely random one. Therefore, Discordians plan individual activities in small groups to keep Greyface confused.


Discordianism is not a joke religion loosely based around being upsetting. Non-Discordians, however, rarely get the joke. Even when they think they have.

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