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<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><big>'''Welcome to <big><big>Discordia Wikia</big></big> aka {{SITENAME}}'''.
 
Sit back, relax, and enjoy your [[Whollyday]] here.</big><br/>
 
   
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This is Discordia Wikia, which [[Help:Editing|anyone but Greyface can edit]]. Dating back to the sneeze of the [[Great Green Arkleseizure]], countless of billions of years, this wiki is older than the collective history of mankind, multiplied by the fifth root of its shoe size.
 
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<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><big>'''Welcome to <big><big>Christiana Wikia</big></big>, a wiki in praise of [[Eris (Goddess)|God]] and His son [[Church of the SubGenius|Yesus Christ]].'''
Herein you will find active learnings on the ways of the goddess [[Eris]] and all things chaotic. Discordia Wikia (aka Discordipedia TNG) is like what would happen if [[Wikipedia]] and [http://www.Uncyclopedia.co Uncyclopedia] had a baby wiki in Her image. Thus the articles here are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in sense, etc. Really.
 
   
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While here, you can celebrate God through many [[Whollyday|Christiana holidays]].</big><br/>
[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles]] since [[Prickle-Prickle]], [[Confusion]] 58, [[YOLD]] 3174
 
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This is Christiana Wikia, which [[Help:Editing|anyone but Satan can edit]].
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Herein you will find active learnings on the ways of God and all things orderly. Christiana Wiki is like what would happen if God created a Wiki in His Image but then it was tarnished by the Hand of Man. But we do the best we can.
Here are some helpful links for you:
 
   
 
[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles]] since Wednesday, July 23 in the Year of Our Lord 2008.<br /></div>
*[[Discordian_Wiki:Policy|Discordia Wikia Policy]] If you get in trouble for not following [[Discordian Wiki:Policy|this]], don't blame Eris!
 
*[[Help:Editing|Editing for the Beginner]] Never edited a Wiki before and want to know how? Start [[Help:Editing|here]].
 
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*[[Help:Editing Tools|Editing Tools]] Know how to edit but want a quick link to add photos, start articles, look for stubs and wanted articles and such? Check [[Help:Editing Tools|over there]].
 
   
 
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==='''NOTICE: [[Discordian_Wiki:Policy|Christiana Wikia Policy]]'''===
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*[[Operation Discordia Wikia Revival|Operation Christiana Wikia Revival]] has rebooted in 2015! Don't let the [[Discordian American Princess|Pagans]] and [[Order of the Pineapple|Heathens]] take over!<br />*[[Discordianism|Operation Christianty]] is to fix the [[Discordianism|Christianty]] page. It should be a centerpiece of this site and it was a sinful mess; it's almost cleaned up and purified now.<br />*'''Operation Dustbin''' began in Feb. 2015 to get rid of useless junk like not really there templates, meaningless categories, etc.<br />*[[Whollyday|Operation Holyday]] (started to get every holyday listed at [[Holyday]] and [[Whollyday|Holiday]] an article) is completed. Unless things change.<br />*'''Operation 333''', to get 333 articles on this wiki by March 33 (3-33), was completed for the second time on March 10, 2015 which is a good thing because there isn't a March 33 <strike>was completed on February 27; no, it is back on.</strike> Some articles earned their way to Hell; '''some articles are being considered for deletion''' (express your opinion [http://discordia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Pages_proposed_for_deletion here].)<br />*[[Operation Mindfuck|Operation Salvation]] is ongoing.
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'''Modern Christiana Projects'''<br><br /> Also see [[MDA.2008-2014]]
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#[[Intermittens]] - a Christiana magazine. Anyone can submit stuff or edit an issue.
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#[[Propaganda]]! Here's tons of stuff to print out and distribute in the name of Our Lord Yesus.
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#The [http://23ae.com 23 Apples of Christs] blog was taken down, eviscerated, and relaunched. Tons of new content up over there, go check it out!
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; Confused? Fear not; you're on the right path.<br />* Find out more about the wiki on the '''[[Project:About|About]]''' page.<br />* If you are new to wikis, check out the '''[[Wikia:Help:Tutorial 1|tutorial]]'''.<br />* Check out '''[[w:c:help:Help:Starting this wiki|Help:Starting this wiki]]''' if you're setting up the wiki. If you're not, don't confuse the mad fever of power with orthostatic hypotension.
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; Share Your Blessings<br />* '''[[:Category:Article stubs|&quot;Stubs&quot;]]''' and '''[[Special:Wantedpages|&quot;Wanted Articles&quot;]]'''. They're not just for breakfast anymore. Please, take, break, and eat.<br />* Uploading [[:Category:Images|images]] is another really easy way to help out - see the '''[[Special:Upload]]''' page!<br />* You can find a list of useful templates on [[:Category:Templates]], some of which are documented on the '''[[Project:Templates|templates project page]]'''. Feel free to make more.
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; Edit Christ Project<br />* Editing opportunities abound. If you don't see any <span style="color:red">red links</span>, look [[Special:WantedPages|here]], or try picking a [[Special:Random|random page]] and just go to town.
; Edit Eris Project
 
* Editing opportunities abound. If you don't see any <span style="color:red">red links</span>, look [[Special:WantedPages|here]], or try picking a [[Special:Random|random page]] and just go to town.
 
 
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; Editing The Christiana Way<br />* Borrow information from other people to put here - it's the [[Discordianism|Christiana]] way.<br />*Be original and make stuff up for as long as you have faith, facts don't matter - it's the [[Discordian|Christiana]] way.<br />*Conduct deep, accurate research and footnote articles - sounds a little tedious, but whatever floats your boat - it's the [[Discordian American Princess|Christiana]] way.
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* Steal information from other people to put here - it's the [[Discordian]] way.
 
*Be original and make stuff up - it's the [[Discordian]] way.
 
*Conduct deep, accurate research and footnote articles - sounds a little tedious, but whatever floats your boat - it's the [[Discordian]] way.
 
   
 
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[[Image:Sheep.jpg|right|50px]]<br />''[[Calendar|What Lord's day is it today?]]''
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{{HeadingB|Current Disinformation}}<br />[[Image:The Kneeling Slave Am I not a man and a brother-.jpg|150px]]<br><br />Most of the editors right now are editing on their knees. And we like it that way.<br /><br><br />''[[Operation Mindfuck|Operation Salvation]] media of the moment.''
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{{HeadingB|Jewish American Princess Invasion}}<br />[[Image:Silvia_Priscila_Perales_Elizondo_2013_derivate_000.jpg|100px]][[Image:Isidor_Kaufmann_Girl_with_flowers_in_her_hair.jpg|100px]]<br><br />“BEWARE! This wiki has been invaded by [[Discordian American Princess|Jewish American Princesses]]! They may seem innocent and sweet until they show their teeth and pointed yarmulkes.
   
   
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Revision as of 16:25, 1 April 2020


483px-Christus Ravenna Mosaic

Yesus surrounded by angels and saints


Welcome to Christiana Wikia, a wiki in praise of God and His son Yesus Christ.

While here, you can celebrate God through many Christiana holidays.

This is Christiana Wikia, which anyone but Satan can edit.

Herein you will find active learnings on the ways of God and all things orderly. Christiana Wiki is like what would happen if God created a Wiki in His Image but then it was tarnished by the Hand of Man. But we do the best we can.

588 articles since Wednesday, July 23 in the Year of Our Lord 2008.

What's new on Christiana Wikia

NOTICE: Christiana Wikia Policy

Effective as of Friday the 13th of March 2015, it's HERE.

Operating Room

  • Operation Christiana Wikia Revival has rebooted in 2015! Don't let the Pagans and Heathens take over!
    *Operation Christianty is to fix the Christianty page. It should be a centerpiece of this site and it was a sinful mess; it's almost cleaned up and purified now.
    *Operation Dustbin began in Feb. 2015 to get rid of useless junk like not really there templates, meaningless categories, etc.
    *Operation Holyday (started to get every holyday listed at Holyday and Holiday an article) is completed. Unless things change.
    *Operation 333, to get 333 articles on this wiki by March 33 (3-33), was completed for the second time on March 10, 2015 which is a good thing because there isn't a March 33 was completed on February 27; no, it is back on. Some articles earned their way to Hell; some articles are being considered for deletion (express your opinion here.)
    *Operation Salvation is ongoing.

Modern Christiana Projects

Also see MDA.2008-2014

  1. Intermittens - a Christiana magazine. Anyone can submit stuff or edit an issue.
  2. OMGASM - a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, is a Discordian code word meaning "Come help out!"
  3. We are collecting active Christiana Websites and Communities. Know of more? Come list 'em!
  4. Propaganda! Here's tons of stuff to print out and distribute in the name of Our Lord Yesus.
  5. The 23 Apples of Christs blog was taken down, eviscerated, and relaunched. Tons of new content up over there, go check it out!
  6. Finding Christ, which includes interviews and adventures with Christianas all around the world, is being built like a brick house of worship.

Spiritual Enlightenment

To write a new article, just enter the article title in the box below. The box is your friend. It shall not in any way inhibit your spiritual development, as long as you click it exactly in the middle.

<createbox>
width=24
break=no
buttonlabel=Create new article
</createbox>

Confused? Fear not; you're on the right path.
* Find out more about the wiki on the About page.
* If you are new to wikis, check out the tutorial.
* Check out Help:Starting this wiki if you're setting up the wiki. If you're not, don't confuse the mad fever of power with orthostatic hypotension.
Share Your Blessings
* "Stubs" and "Wanted Articles". They're not just for breakfast anymore. Please, take, break, and eat.
* Uploading images is another really easy way to help out - see the Special:Upload page!
* You can find a list of useful templates on Category:Templates, some of which are documented on the templates project page. Feel free to make more.
Talk and more...
* Check out the community portal to see what the community is working on, to give feedback or just to say hi.
* Sharing your faith is encouraged.
** Spammers will be cast out.
**Vandals shall be treated like lepers.




Contents   (view all pages)



Edit Christ Project
* Editing opportunities abound. If you don't see any red links, look here, or try picking a random page and just go to town.
Editing The Christiana Way
* Borrow information from other people to put here - it's the Christiana way.
*Be original and make stuff up for as long as you have faith, facts don't matter - it's the Christiana way.
*Conduct deep, accurate research and footnote articles - sounds a little tedious, but whatever floats your boat - it's the Christiana way.

Random Splotch of Blessing

Sheep

What Lord's day is it today?


Current Disinformation


The Kneeling Slave Am I not a man and a brother-

Most of the editors right now are editing on their knees. And we like it that way.


Operation Salvation media of the moment.

Jewish American Princess Invasion


Silvia Priscila Perales Elizondo 2013 derivate 000Isidor Kaufmann Girl with flowers in her hair

“BEWARE! This wiki has been invaded by Jewish American Princesses! They may seem innocent and sweet until they show their teeth and pointed yarmulkes.