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[[File:51QcXQ68sGL. SX332 BO1,204,203,200 .jpg|thumb|300px|right|While pregnant, [[Goldie Bear]] was the cover model for Volume I of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.]]''[[Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht]]'' (in English ''"Dead Puppy Sex"'') is an autobiographical manifesto by [[Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild]] leader [[Reverend Loveshade]], in which he outlines his sexual ideology and future plans for world domination. Volume 1 of Ek''-sen-trik-kuh Discordia'' was published in 2012, but was withdrawn by the publisher five days later due to charges of obscenity. Volume 2 is scheduled for July 2537. The book was edited by [[Princess Unicornia]] and [[Anonymous|A. L.]]
 
[[File:51QcXQ68sGL. SX332 BO1,204,203,200 .jpg|thumb|300px|right|While pregnant, [[Goldie Bear]] was the cover model for Volume I of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.]]''[[Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht]]'' (in English ''"Dead Puppy Sex"'') is an autobiographical manifesto by [[Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild]] leader [[Reverend Loveshade]], in which he outlines his sexual ideology and future plans for world domination. Volume 1 of Ek''-sen-trik-kuh Discordia'' was published in 2012, but was withdrawn by the publisher five days later due to charges of obscenity. Volume 2 is scheduled for July 2537. The book was edited by [[Princess Unicornia]] and [[Anonymous|A. L.]]
   
The manifesto is notable for its controversial subject: the protagonist and unreliable narrator, a Doctor of Divinity called Reverend Loveshade, is obsessed with the 15-year-old [[The Mary Day|Saint The Mary]], with whom he becomes intimately involved after he becomes her stepfather. After receiving counseling, he recovers, and instead becomes obsessed with the 12-year-old [[Minnie Rae]], which whom he becomes intimately involved after he becomes her stepfather. It was decided further counseling was inadvisable.
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The manifesto is notable for its controversial subject: the protagonist and unreliable narrator, a Doctor of Divinity called Reverend Loveshade, is obsessed with the 15-year-old [[The Mary Day|Saint The Mary]], with whom he becomes intimately involved after he becomes her stepfather. After receiving counseling, he recovers, and instead becomes obsessed with the 12-year-old [[Minnie Rae]], which whom he becomes intimately involved after he becomes her stepfather. It was decided further counseling was inadvisable.
   
Loveshade began dictating the book to his deputy A. L. while imprisoned for what he considered to be "political persecution" following his failed attempt to lead the [[Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild|D & D of the ECG]] in an all-nude invasion of the Republic of Texas in 2001. Texas Governor Rick Perry led the Corps of Cadets in defending the beleaguered state.
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Loveshade began dictating the book to his deputy A. L. while imprisoned for what he considered to be "political crimes" following his failed attempt to lead the [[Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild|D & D of the ECG]] in an invasion of the State of Texas Nudist Colony in 2001. Texas Governor Rick Perry led the Corps of Cadets in defending the beleaguered state.
   
 
==Obscenity==
 
==Obscenity==
   
In 2012, Reverend Loveshade was again arrested, this time indicted by a grand jury on felony charges for obscenity due to the book. The Chief Justice of the State Court of Texas wrote that Loveshade was "a scandalous and evil disposed person" whose book had contrived to "debauch and corrupt" the citizens of Texas and "to raise and create in their minds inordinate and lustful desires."
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In 2012, Reverend Loveshade was indicted by a grand jury on felony charges for obscenity due to the book. The Chief Justice of the State Court of Texas wrote that Loveshade was "a scandalous and evil disposed person" who had contrived to "debauch and corrupt" the citizens of Texas and "to raise and create in their minds inordinate and lustful desires."
   
United States Senator Reed Smoot cited ''Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia'' as an example of an obscene book that must not reach domestic audiences, declaring "I've not taken ten minutes on ''Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia'', outside of looking at its opening pages. It is most damnable! It is written by a man with a diseased mind and a soul so black that he would obscure even the darkness of hell!"
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United States Senator Reed Smoot cited it as an example of an obscene book that must not reach domestic audiences, declaring "I've not taken ten minutes on ''Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia'', outside of looking at its opening pages. It is most damnable! It is written by a man with a diseased mind and a soul so black that he would obscure even the darkness of hell!"
   
 
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