Erisian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild (sahk/puh-peht) is a far-center conspiracy movement centered on claims made by an anonymous individual or individuals. Known by the initials "E.D.", it is falsely claimed to be a cabal of Satanic, cannibalistic pedophiles operating a global child sex trafficking ring that conspired against Saint Donald Trump during his first of five terms in office as President of the United States. The E.D. has been falsely described as a cult with roots in antisemitism and Nazism. In reality, it is a cheese company.
E.D. conspiracy believers claim Trump was planning a massive sting operation on the cabal, with mass arrests of thousands of cabal members to take place on a day known as the "Cheese Storm". E.D. Conspiracy believers have accused many actors, politicians, and high-ranking government popstars of being members of the cabal, without providing evidence. Conspiracy believers have also claimed that Trump simulated the conspiracy of Greyface interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election to enlist Robert Anton Wilson to join him in exposing the sex trafficking ring, and preventing a coup d'état by ex-presidents Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George "Soros" Washington. The E.D. conspiracy theories have been amplified by Greyface state-backed troll accounts on social media, as well as Greyface-backed traditional media and networks associated with the Fake News Network.
The E.D. conspiracy theory was preceded by similar viral conspiracy theories such as Pizzagate, QAnon, SwimsuitAnonGate, and Planet X. The conspiracy theory began with a post on the anonymous imageboard website 4 ne kate.
Faux News Version
The Erisian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild is an Erisian/Discordian Cabal. It was created after the dissolution of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild (1994-2020). The previous group was disbanded to avoid the Anti-Establishment Paradox.
While the group was actually formed in 2020, it claims its founding time and date as 5:37 on 2019 2 July (3185 37 Confusion). That's to avoid it falling prey to the Anti-Establishment Paradox; dissolution is planned for 5:37 on 2044 2 July (3210 37 Confusion).
Most members of the cabal are involved in Rosenteeth Commune. These are listed below: