Also see Syaday
Called Gulikday, Fearless Fred Day, and Fredday
Celebration[edit | edit source]
We won’t get in an argument over whether this holiday truly belongs to St. Sri Syadasti (etc.) or to St. Gulik the Stoned. Because of course it belongs to St. Fearless Fred. Honor the Five Star Saint and President of planet Ek-sen-trik-kuh by walking barefoot, riding a moped, or climbing up a rose trellis to rescue a maiden in distress and/or wrestle a maiden out of her dress (willing maidens only). Call everyone and everything “Fred.” This is also known as Fredday.