800px-Cuddly Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster cuddly toy is appropriate for Giftmas.

A Whollyday also known as Santa Claus Day occurring on 67 Aftermath aka 25 December.


A holyday celebrating the capitalist gift giving season.

Do the money dance, waving money in fans whilst blasting Money by Pink Floyd. Identify a ridiculously worthless toy and encourage all small children to want one. Select greyfaces to receive a particular theme gift (like banana-flavored edible underwear) from thousands.

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