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  • Creator of the universe as claimed by adherents of the faith on planet Viltvodle VI. Their legend has it that the universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure, and they thus "live in perpetual fear of the time they call 'The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.'"
  • -- mythos collected from the HHGTTG
  • In early 2011, scientific proof of The Great Green Arkleseizure was finally discovered by NASA, via the Hubble telescope.
Though once true, never the less. Fermt go through.