Celebration[edit | edit source]
Celebrated in honor of the death of Eristotle on this date in 1782, and Emperor Norton I declaring the United States dissolved on this date in 1859 CE. A day of Fondling and Groping, where all Discordians should grab their Legislative Representative by the privates and cry out, "Where's my Bill of Rights, you leech!" (Note: grabbing should be figurative, not literal).
Origin[edit | edit source]
The holyday was proposed by Rev. DrJon Swabey and declared a holyday by the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild.