Intermittens is a periodical journal of Discordian diarrhea - an incontinent splattering of juicy ideas and corny jokes. Originally produced by the irreverent spags of the Peedy cabal, Intermittens is an expanding attempt to document some of the antics going on today in the Discordian Society. Every issue has a different editor. All content (unless otherwise marked) is from / for the public domain.
This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.
Intermittens was being published on a sort-of monthly schedule, but had a very long hiatus. If you're interested in helping out, check the link for a coming issue below and martyr yourself for the cause. In any case, we hope you dig it. And by all means, share. Send the PDFs on to people you know, people you love, people you hate, hamsters, and other creatures.
All issues are available for free here (this site has all known issues and does not require any account or login) or use the links below.
Like almost anything Discordian, some contents may be NSFW.
|Issue Number||Cover||Date of Release||Editor||Notes|
|1 - Debut First Issue!||November 2008||Professor Cramulus
Layout by: Telarus, KSC
|Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Screen Media|
|2 - The Elements of New Discordia||December 2008||Vexati0n||Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia|
|3 - Weirdness||March 2009||Rev. What's-His-Name||Scribd Link|
|4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed!||April 2009||Man in the Black Cloak||UNCENSORED ISSUE REMOVED FROM INTERNET OFUK|
|5 - The Law of Fives||April 2009||Cainad||Scribd Link|
|6 - Lesser Poop||May 2009||Cramulus||Scribd Link|
|7 - Operation Mindfuck||July 2009||Sheered Völva (Reverend Loveshade)||Scribd Link|
|8 - Self Reliance||March 2010||Guy Incognito||Scribd Link|
|9 - Phobia||April 2010||Yatto/Peleus||Scribd Link|
|10 - Meatspace||May 2010||Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck)||Scribd Link|
|The Fail Whale Apocalypse (unnumbered)||November 2011||Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck)||Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link|
|11 - In the Beginning||October 2016||Johnny Shellburn||KerryThornley.com Link|
|12 - UnFaithopedia||January 2021||Uncle Pedia||Scribd Link|
|13.11 - Post-Truth||February 2021||Alana of the Textual Walls|