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Intermittens 14 SockPuppets

Intermittens: Sockpuppets (issue 14)

Intermittens is an intermittent Discordian journal. Issues have ranged from "Discordian diarrhea - an incontinent splattering of juicy ideas and corny jokes" to Discordian philosophy and history, to SubGenius, Uncyclopedian, and other material. Originally produced by the the PeeDee Cabal, Intermittens is an expanding attempt to document some of the antics going on today in the Discordian Society. Every issue may have a different editor, although some have edited more than once. This was posted in the early days of the magazine:

This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.

Intermittens was being published on a sort-of monthly schedule, but had a very long hiatus. If you're interested in helping out, check the link for a coming issue below and martyr yourself for the cause. In any case, we hope you dig it. And by all means, share. Send the PDFs on to people you know, people you love, people you hate, hamsters, and other creatures.


Most issues are available for free here (this site has most known issues and does not require any account or login) or use the links below.

Like almost anything Discordian, some contents may be NSFW.

Issue Number Cover Date of Release Editor Notes
1 - Debut First Issue! Cover issue 1 November 2008 Professor Cramulus

Layout by: Telarus, KSC

Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Screen Media

Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Print Media (Higher Quality Graphics)

Scribd Link

Original layout

2 - The Elements of New Discordia Cover issue 2 December 2008 Vexati0n Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia

Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia (Higher Quality Graphics)

Scribd Link

3 - Weirdness Untitled-8-1 March 2009 Rev. What's-His-Name Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed! Cover issue 4 April 2009 Man in the Black Cloak UNCENSORED ISSUE REMOVED FROM INTERNET OFUK

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link (Censored version)

5 - The Law of Fives Cover issue 5 April 2009 Cainad Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

6 - Lesser Poop Cover issue 6 May 2009 Cramulus Scribd Link

Screen version Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

Print version Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

7 - Operation Mindfuck Cover issue 7 July 2009 Sheered Völva (Reverend Loveshade) Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

8 - Self Reliance Cover issue 8 March 2010 Guy Incognito Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

9 - Phobia Cover issue 9 April 2010 Yatto/Peleus Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

10 - Meatspace Cover issue 10 May 2010 Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck) Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

The Fail Whale Apocalypse (unnumbered) Imittens failwhale cover November 2011 Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck) Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link
11 - In the Beginning Intermittens 11 cover 250x387 October 2016 Johnny Shellburn KerryThornley.com Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

12 - UnFaithopedia Intermittens 12 unfaithopedia January 2021 Uncle Pedia Scribd Link
13.11 - Post-Truth Intermittens post-truth cover February 2021 Alana of the Textual Walls Intermittens.org Link
14 - SockPuppets Intermittens 14 SockPuppets March 2022 Uncle Pedia with Narcozor Scribd Link