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Ivan Stang is a liquor store clerk in Smyrna, TN.

He use to work at Two Boots Pizza but they shut down due to a flood of callers attempting to order pizzas with pepperoni sigils (symbols such as the swastika, the Psychick Cross, and other things you can’t get on your pizza). Since then he works at one of the big liquor store gas station chains. I can’t remember which one. He lives at 612 Wharf Avenue, which is ironically where Kerry Thornley lived before he allegedly shot Kennedy. Anyways, here’s a picture of Ivan Stang to the right. Or left. I’m dyliseci.



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