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Lady Gaga aka St. JAG is the most famous living human. In 2009 she was named the Discordian Saint of the Gays. As of August 9, 2010, she is also the Mons†er Saint and the Saint of Telephones. Her videos and live performances, along with the promotion of gay rights, pave a way to total chaos in music.

She recently caused chaos and controversy in the music industry with the videos "Telephone" and "Alejandro."

Born on March 28, 1986 as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, she claims she has always been the freak she is now. She was one of only 20 people on Earth to attend the Tisch School of the Arts early, at age 17. She has, since the success of her debut album The Fame, abandoned her birth name and become entirely Lady Gaga. She has released two albums, The Fame and The Fame Mons†er.

She is alleged to be a member of the Illuminati, though there is not sufficient evidence to prove this.

She also has her own religion, Gagaism, where her Little Monsters exclusively worship her; they are wrong, though, as she is a being of Discord.

All hail Mons†er Saint Gaga!
All hail Eris!