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[[File:Zeus and Ganymede. Penthesilea Painter.jpg|thumb|220x220px]] ''"Chick" here refers to a female (it's slang for "woman") and "dick" refers to a male (it's slang for "fellow").'' ==According to classical sources== ===Divine chicks he knocked up=== #Aege (his nurse maid)--produced son Aegipan aka Pan #Anake/Thetis (his great aunt)--produced three daughters/nieces, the Moirai (Fates): Atropos, Clotho, Lachesis, #[[Aphrodite]] (his daughter)--produced daughter/granddaughter Tyche (father might have been Hermes) #Demeter (his sister)--produced daughter/niece Persephone #Dione (his wife, possibly also himself)--produced daughter Aphrodite #Eos (his mistress, Selene's sister)--produced daughter Carae #[[Eris (Goddess)|Eris]] (his daughter)--produced daughter/granddaughter Limos #Euroynome (his wife)--produced daughters the Graces Aglaea, Euphrosyne, Thalia #Gaia (his grandmother)--produced son/great grandson King Manes #[[Hera]] (his sister and wife)--produced sons/nephews and daughters/nieces Ares, Eileithyia, Eris, Hebe, Hephaestus, Angelos #Leto (his mistress)--produced son Apollo and daughter Artemis #Maia (his mistress)--produced son Hermes #Mnemosyne (his aunt)--produced daughters/nieces Aoide, Melete, Mneme (original three muses) and Calliope, Clio, Euterpe, Erato, Melpomene, Polyhymnia, Terpsichore, Thalia, Urania (later nine muses) #Nemesis (his cousin)--produced daughter Helen of Troy #Persephone (his daughter)--produced daughter/granddaughter Melinoe and son/grandson Zagreus #Selene (his mistress, Eos' sister)--produced daughters Ersa and Pandia, son Nemean lion #Thalia (his granddaughter)--produced son/great-grandson Palici #Themis (his aunt)--produced daughters/nieces Astraea, nymphs of Eridanos, Nemesis, Horae ===Semi-Divine or mortal chicks he knocked up=== #Aegina (goat nymph) #Alcmene (wife of Amphitryon) #Antiope (river god daughter and Zeus' rape victim) #Anaxita (moth?) #Asterope aka Oceanid (wife of Endymion?) #Callisto (nymph changed to a bear) #Calyce (wife and/or mother of Aethlius) #Callirhoe (his niece) #Carme (Cretan spirit, daughter of Cassiopeia) #Cassiopeia (wife of King Phoenix) #Chaldene (a nymph) #Danaë (consort of Polydectes) #Dia (wife of Ixion) #Elara (princess, adulterous affair) #Electra (wife of Corythus) #Europa (Phoencian noble, raped by Zeus as a bull) #Eurymedousa (ant queen, raped by Zeus as an ant) #Euryodeia (immortal) #Io (his wife sister Hera's priestess, a young cow) ===Divine dicks=== #Ganymede, divine youth from Troy ==According to modern sources== <!-- BE VERY CAREFUL HERE. Do not libel or defame. List only those who are fictional characters or those who gave permission to be included in a list such as this, or possibly public figures who brag about having sex with so many people--including men--that they can't remember them all. --> :You know, back in the old days, I really had a way with the ladies. Back then, if I wanted to pick up a woman, all I had to do was approach her in my aspect as a bull or swan, and she'd be all mine, helpless to resist. The move was pure gold. It never failed—even on goddesses. :But these modern women, that's a whole other story. For some reason, they just don't go for it at all. :--Zeus quoted in [http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/todays-women-dont-like-it-when-you-come-to-them-as-10933 Today's Women Don't Like It When You Come To Them As A Bull Or Swan] #[[Goldie Bear]] #[[Binky the WonderSkull]] #Bonnie (mother of [[Reverend Loveshade]]) #The 1958-59 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders #J. R. "Bob" Dobbs #[http://subgenius.wikia.com/wiki/Connie_Dobbs "Connie" Dobbs] #[[Discordian Scouts|Laurie Flynt]] #[[Discordian Scouts|Hummer Hefner]] #[[Pope Hildegard]] ([[Unified Catholic Church]] [[Pope|pope]]) #[[Alden Loveshade|Eldwin Nightowl]]'s grandmother #The [[Sacred Chao]] #[[Gypsie Skripto]] (Discordian artist and interviewer) #[[Miley Spears]] ([[Discordian American Princess]]) #Black Widow #[http://subgenius.wikia.com/wiki/Loveshade_X Loveshade X] aka JoX the Bobtist [[Category:Lists]] [[Category:Heavenly Bodies]]
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