List of chicks and dicks Zeus has banged

According to classical sources

Divine consorts he knocked up

1. Aege (his nurse maid)
2. Anake/Thetis (his great aunt)
3. Aphrodite (his daughter)
4. Demeter (his sister)
5. Dione (his wife, possibly also himself)
6. Eos (his mistress, Selene's sister)
7. Eris (his daughter)
8. Euroynome (his wife)
9. Gaia (his grandmother)
10. Hera (his sister and wife)
11. Io (his wife sister Hera's priestess, a young cow)
12. Leto (his mistress)
13. Maia (his mistress)
14. Mnemosyne (his aunt)
15. Nemesis (his cousin)
16. Persephone (his daughter)
17. Selene (his mistress, Eos' sister)
18. Thalia (his granddaughter)
19. Themis (his aunt)

Semi-Divine or mortal consorts he knocked up

1. Aegina (goat nymph)
2. Alcmene (wife of Amphitryon)
3. Antiope (river god daughter and Zeus' rape victim)
4. Anaxita (moth?)
5. Asterope aka Oceanid (wife of Endymion?)
6. Callisto (nymph changed to a bear)
7. Calyce (wife and/or mother of Aethlius)
8. Callirhoe (his niece)
9. Carme (Cretan spirit, daughter of Cassiopeia)
10. Cassiopeia (wife of King Phoenix)