Following the dramatic success of establishing toki pona's status as a international language through Operation Mindfuck, the Illuminati began to feel a little left out, wondering why The New World Order, which seeks to organize the world the right way, by staying true to the principle that there must be some hypothetical effective way to manifest massive changes without submitting yourself to be lured down the yellow brick road to insanity, and by thinking in a unrelenting, unconditional ek-sen-trik way hasn't been more effective. With the world accepting chaos, and the Illuminati knowing that someday, ordo will rise again, they bound together a tribe of concerned parents, teachers, and esteemed members of the board of trustees who thought reality wasn't quite "real" enough anymore for their children's innocence. It doesn't keep you rooted in honest work and moral values like it did back in the good old days. Centered in Wall Street, NYC, Earth, the International Lojban Association seeks to replace toki pona with Lojban, "the logical language". Its enlightened volunteers can't help but stress the painfully obvious objective 🇹ruth that Lojban is a vastly superior language, and far more sophisticated than toki pona, but in secret, are just jealous that Lojban can't be as fun or as pointless as toki pona.
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