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Marshall Dancin dressed up for Chaoboy Daze.

Marshall Dancin is the first non-founding member of Subgenius Universal Church of Kallisti. Danci is a taxi cab driver for Motel Sex in Springfield.

Dancin is the daughter of Buddy Asstain and Kallias Fausto. And the daughter of Sister Selkey and her Uncle Pislode. She is employed to taxi people down the hallways of the Motel Sex. Dancin does this by carrying them on her shoulders. While dancing. When she's not juggling them.