Even the scientific bureaucracy recognized our Goddess (& the Mythic Prophet Eristotle) by naming Planet X Eris on this date in 2006 CE. As of this writing, they're calling this world a dwarf planet, but we don't mind. We have nothing against dwarves. So celebrate our planet's mass! (And remember, Eris' moon Dysmonia is really Shamlicht.)
Whollyday created by the Mythics of Harmonia (Mass of Eristotle) and the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild (Mass of Planet Eris). Text from Principia Harmonia and Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.