Planet Eris and moon Shamlicht.
A Whollyday occurring on 37 Bureaucracy aka 13 September. Known as both Mass of Eristotle and Mass of Planet Eris.
Celebration[]
Even the scientific bureaucracy recognized our Goddess (& the Mythic Prophet Eristotle) by naming Planet X Eris on this date in 2006 CE. As of this writing, they're calling this world a dwarf planet, but we don't mind. We have nothing against dwarves. So celebrate our planet's mass! (And remember, Eris' moon Dysmonia is really Shamlicht.)
Origin[]
Whollyday created by the Mythics of Harmonia (Mass of Eristotle) and the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild (Mass of Planet Eris). Text from Principia Harmonia and Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.