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The Megillah Guerilla aka Megila Guerilla is a Discordian-SubGenius Holy Book. It tells the story of Isabella MacRae, a Jewish woman born in Scotland, who became Queen of Concubines, She then saved the lives of members of the Discordian-Erisian-Subgenius Holy Underground Guerilla Army (DESHUGA).

The only two books of the Shebrew Bible that do not mention Eris or Jehovah 1 are the Megillah Guerilla and the Song of Sluts,


All quotes from the Megillah Guerilla are translated from the original Scoddish.

"Mazeltov had a cousin named Isabella, whom he had brought up because she had neither father nor mother. How she could be born this way no one knew. This young woman, who was also known as MacRae, had a lovely figure and was beautiful. Mazeltov had taken her as his own daughter. But not because she had a lovely figure and was beautiful. Oh no. So don't think that."

"Isabella had not revealed her nationality and family background, because Mozeltov had forbidden her to do so. And every day Mazeltov would walk back and forth in front of the court of the harem to learn about Isbella's welfare and what was happening to her. It was not because he was peeking in the window trying to see the girls undressing. Oh no. So don't think that."

"Now the king was more attracted to Isabella than to any of the other women, and she won his favor and approval more than any of the other virgins. So he set a royal crown on her head and made her queen instead of Virgin Myriam. And not because Myriam insisted on remaining a virgin. Oh no. So don't think that. Well, OK. Maybe it was because of that."