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Nyxonia 349564

The Actinic Zombie Dolphin Santa of Nyxonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy Lady Tisha with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.738 billion Nyxonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIX. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyxonian economy, worth 514 trillion Golden tetradrachms a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,731 Golden tetradrachms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyxonia's national animal is the Pacific Bat Octopus Cow Santa Claus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Church of the Sub Genius Discordianism.

Nyxonia is ranked 196,431st in the world and 8,823rd in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Primary Source: Nyxonia on NationStates

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