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"As the self-proclaimed president of America, I proclaim Danielle Duguay the QUEEN of Cananda and myself the national JESTER! Oh, and also we’re going to war. But we aren’t allowed to kill anyone else, we just have to send other people to die like all the other wars in the world. Guess that isn’t very original, but oh well! Jesus Loves You, and HAIL ERIS!"

Pope John Paul the 23rd, KSC Leader of the Fangorian Empire Benevolent Dictator for Eternity

reported by Ethanberg Mcgowenstein (11 December 2023)

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