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Fourth day of the week.

Named for the element Prickle.

Celebration[]

Arise early enough to disturb the Catma and scare the Dogma, get a large (let's not get wussy now) cactus and prick yourself all over shouting:

OUCH! YEOWCH! AARGH! ERIS YOU BITCH! SORRY, GODDESS OF THE DAYS! TOUCHA! TOUCHA! TOUCHA! TOUCH ME! ON THIS PRICKLE-PRICKLE DAY! LIKE THE STING OF THE WHOLLY-KWEEN-CHAO-BEE ON A HOT SUMMERS DAY! OW!


All Hail Eris!

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