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Regor Mortis

Regor Mortis with a sword in his head. The real RM has the sword coming from his other head but that violates Fandom's Prudery Policy.

Regor Mortis is a member of Subgenius Universal Church of Kallisti. He is the fourth stage of death.

Personal life[]

Regor Mortis was born in March 1970 in Springfield to Her-Man Gay-Mess and Lolli MortandMindi Mortis. This was nine months after the wife was blessed by Father Fundament. Regor was born dead. Not quite dead. He got better.

He was named after the song "Eleanor Rigor Mortis." by Corpse Eater Beatles which was released the day he was born. Or the song was named after him.