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| + | Rosey has always been tied to tigers and tongues. She was born in the mid 1990s when her mother suddenly screamed while licking a vanilla rose ice cream cone at the Wildcat Rescue & Rehabilitation Center of Tigertung, Texas. Thinking it was just an ice cream headache, instead her mother gave birth. |
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| ⚫ | Rosey was raised by her parents in Janus County, Texas. Her father Morey managed Tiger Lil's Flower Shoppe and her mother Tammy performed as a dancer in the Janus County, Texas, Tiger Tiger Burning Bright all-night nudie bar. Tammy later gave to birth to Rosey's younger brother Little Shit. Rosey was named after her father's favorite flower and her brother after one of Rosey's diapers. |
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| ⚫ | Even as a toddler, she loved imitating her mother and the other girls as they danced. At age 6, an agent saw her in the First Baptist Church of Janustown Christmas pageant where she potrayed one of animals in the birth of Jesus manger scene. The agent was impressed with her performance as a tiger among the lambs. |
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| ⚫ | Rosey was a born performer. Even as a toddler, she loved imitating her mother and the other girls as they danced. At age 6, an agent saw her in the First Baptist Church of Janustown Christmas pageant where she potrayed one of the animals in the birth of Jesus manger scene. The agent was impressed with her performance as a tiger among the lambs, and took her to Hollywood. |
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| − | She was cast as a replacement for the aging Tony the Tiger in Frosted Flakes commercials, which is how she got the moniker Tony the Tigress. |
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| + | One of 100 who auditioned, she was cast as a replacement for the aging Tony the Tiger in Frosted Flakes (aka Frosties) cereal commercials. She would appear as Tony the Tigress. However, the original Tony suddenly decided against retirement, so she returned home six months later. Her parents hadn't noticed she'd been gone. |
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| + | Rosey continually got in trouble for licking the other kids at Tiger Cub Academy. At age 8, she was expelled. |
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Revision as of 22:38, 5 December 2016
Rosey Tiger (Pet Girl Melissa, Tony the Tigress, The Licker) is a Discordian and founding member of Shamlicht Kids Club known as The Licking Bandit.
Early life
Rosey has always been tied to tigers and tongues. She was born in the mid 1990s when her mother suddenly screamed while licking a vanilla rose ice cream cone at the Wildcat Rescue & Rehabilitation Center of Tigertung, Texas. Thinking it was just an ice cream headache, instead her mother gave birth.
Rosey was raised by her parents in Janus County, Texas. Her father Morey managed Tiger Lil's Flower Shoppe and her mother Tammy performed as a dancer in the Janus County, Texas, Tiger Tiger Burning Bright all-night nudie bar. Tammy later gave to birth to Rosey's younger brother Little Shit. Rosey was named after her father's favorite flower and her brother after one of Rosey's diapers.
Rosey was a born performer. Even as a toddler, she loved imitating her mother and the other girls as they danced. At age 6, an agent saw her in the First Baptist Church of Janustown Christmas pageant where she potrayed one of the animals in the birth of Jesus manger scene. The agent was impressed with her performance as a tiger among the lambs, and took her to Hollywood.
One of 100 who auditioned, she was cast as a replacement for the aging Tony the Tiger in Frosted Flakes (aka Frosties) cereal commercials. She would appear as Tony the Tigress. However, the original Tony suddenly decided against retirement, so she returned home six months later. Her parents hadn't noticed she'd been gone.
Rosey continually got in trouble for licking the other kids at Tiger Cub Academy. At age 8, she was expelled.
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