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SUCK Radio aka SUCK Raddio is an American Internet radio station focused on Discordian fiction and SubGenius culture. It was originally a broadcast station.


The radio station began in Springfield. The station first broadcast as an AM station on April 12, 1991, the same day as an F2 tornado.

On May 7, 1998 (5/7), it first broadcast as an FM station from the MalOmar Peak Nuclear Power Plant. The entire first broadcast was a disk jockey saying "Praise Eris" right before the power plant exploded. This hurled the radio station into space where it continued to broadcast.

The station was brought back by a tornado on September 11, 2001. It then became one of the first Internet radio stations. On that date, listener Connie Dobbs called in to say that her cat Speenis had been picked up by the tornado. Disk jockey Chao Zedong misunderstood, and said, "I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis." This later became a Discordian and SubGenius meme spread by Professor Cramulus and the PeeDee Cabal beginning on October 14, 2011.

Speenis was later found safe in a San Francisco cat house.

On October 13, 2023, SUCK Radio became the official radio of Subgenius Universal Church of Kallisti Because it sucks.