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Mashuga, official Scoddish food

Scoddish is the official language of Discordian-SubGenius Scottish Jews. The name comes from "Scottish" and "Yiddish." It is also the official language of ייִדן פֿאַר באָב (Jews for "Bob").


The Scoddish language was developed when Ivan Montgomery Scott met Isabella Rahab Miriam Gomer Pyle. They met, fell in love, but could not speak each other's language. They were married, but still had not learned each other's language. After 23 years of marriage, they decided that not being able to speak to each other was a good thing.

So somebody else had to create Scoddish.

Scoddish Inn[]

As it combines elements of Scottish and Yiddish, the Scoddish Inn is, naturally, located in Rome.

"How much do Scoddish Inn employees earn on average in the United States?

"Scoddish Inn pays an average salary of $3,828,196 and salaries range from a low of $3,311,137 to a high of $4,399,666. Individual salaries will, of course, vary depending on the job, department, location, as well as the individual skills and education of each employee." -- salary.com