Fifth day of the week.
Rumored to be the most likely day to receive the Distinguished Award for Significant Nonhappenings.
Named for the element orange.
Arise just before sunset, pour yourself a large tequila sunrise, wear your grandest hat, your dressing gown, your most holey underpants and socks, then announce thusly:
All Hail Eris!
- Tell everybody it's actually a tequila sunset