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Fifth day of the week.

Rumored to be the most likely day to receive the Distinguished Award for Significant Nonhappenings.

Named for the element orange.

Celebration[]

Arise just before sunset, pour yourself a large tequila sunrise[1], wear your grandest hat, your dressing gown, your most holey underpants and socks, then announce thusly:

Hail Eris! Goddess of the Days! Look upon me as I look upon you on this Setting Orange day! I've had enough of this week, see you Sweetmorn! Good night!

All Hail Eris!

References[]

  1. Tell everybody it's actually a tequila sunset
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