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Jarvis Cocker is recognised as a Saint by all Discordians who accept him as a saint.

He was born on 43 Bureaucracy 3129 to Mac Cocker, a DJ (but not a DJ) and Mrs Cocker. He is unrelated to his uncle Joe Cocker, who was not a member of the Beatles, and to cocker spaniels.

On 50 Chaos, 3162, St Jarvis invaded the stage at the Brit Awards during a performance of Michael Jackson's "Earth Song," ran around aimlessly for a bit and allegedly waved his arse at Jackson.

There is a blue plaque outside the place he first touched a girl's chest, but nobody knows where it is. He now lives in France, but does not speak French. He has no wisdom that he wants to pass on.