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It has cum to Our attention that many of you reprobates have not been taking Our most sacred of religions entirely seriously. Not only is this very dangerous (for Eris is a JEALOUS god,) but MORE IMPORTANTLY it is very insulting to those of us who have bled sweat and teared up over stacks of mildewing photocopies for CENTURIES (centuries damnit!) to bring you to the one True Faith that you may not be lost in precepts of order.

TRY to show a LITTLE respect

...and wipe that supid grin off your face! Before I have Parcifal the clown WIPE IT OFF (and remember, being a clown he thinks all grins are PAINTED on, so he won't stop until he illeterally scrubs your damn lips off!)


>:( (elaborate illustration of a very angry face)

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