Changes: Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria

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The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria are a secret organization.

They are also called the Illuminati.
They are older than time itself.
Mordecai Malignatus, and distinguished and revered follower of Eris, founded the Bavarian Illuminati in the 20 century (Gregorian).
Illuminati, like cabbages, are mortal enemies of Discordians everywhere.
The Illuminati do not exist.
The Bavarian Illuminati are a Discordian cabal.
Little is known about the Illuminati.
The Illuminati must be real, because the word itself is accepted by the spellchecker in Firefox.
1. Firefox doesn't think Discordian is a word.
2. It also does not acknowledge fnord.
3. Heck, even spellchecker makes it freak right out.
The Illuminatus! Trilogy is a true book about the Illuminati.
Robert Anton Wilson never wrote a nonfiction word in his entire career.
This page was written by Joe Isuzu.

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+'''The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria''' are a secret organization.
+==Facts==
+#They are also called the ''Illuminati.''
+#They are older than time itself.
+#[[Mordecai Malignatus]], and distinguished and revered follower of [[Eris]], founded the Bavarian Illuminati in the 20<th> century (Gregorian).
+#Illuminati, like [[cabbage]]s, are mortal enemies of [[Discordian]]s everywhere.
+#The Illuminati do not exist.
+#The Bavarian Illuminati are a Discordian [[cabal]].
+#Little is known about the Illuminati.
+#The Illuminati must be real, because the word itself is accepted by the spellchecker in Firefox.
+##Firefox doesn't think Discordian is a word.
+##It also does not acknowledge [[fnord]].
+##Heck, even ''spellchecker'' makes it freak right out.
+#[[The Illuminatus! Trilogy]] is a true book about the Illuminati.
+#[[Robert Anton Wilson]] never wrote a nonfiction word in his entire career.
+#This page was written by [[Joe Isuzu]].
 [[Category:Cabals]]
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