Discordian Wiki

About Us[]

A splinter sect of Discordianism, created in late 3183 YOLD.

We worship Eris, but we pray to Kablamus. An idea totally not stolen from George Carlin...

Rite of initiation[]

Have you ever blown up a balloon by overinflating it? Then, welcome to the club! If you have not, then do it asap!

Holy Days[]

International Fetish Day

September 23 (the airing date anniversary of “Double Reverse” on CBS)

The time period between Christmas Eve and Christmas morning (when Kablamus got Santa Claus out of jail and accidentally saved Christmas)

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