aka A FANDOM User

Hail Eris!
Hi! Welcome to Wiki Discordia!

Please log in and create a user name.
Creating a user name is free and gives you a chance to a cool new name, and then make us use it.
It kinda stinks to try to talk to a string of numbers (but if your IP address is, who are we to judge?).

Keep plugging away and changing things, even if you decide to be a number. Who you really are is between you and your pineal gland.

This is a site for Discordian truth as Sri Syadasti would see it (true in some sense, false in some sense, etc.) There's lots to do around here, so I hope you'll stay with us and make many more random embellishments (destructive vandalism not included).

Happy Policy Page is a great first stop because it can save you from being cast out into the Region of Thud. Not to mention Wikia's ToU which The Agents of Greyface who patrol this site with their razor sharp claws and nasty big teeth take very, very seriously.
Recent changes is a good first stop if you don't want to bother reading policy first, because you can see what pages other people have been vandalizing, and where you can help.
Questions? You can ask at the Help desk (which nobody really reads; it's kind of like the help desk for any old company) or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, or post a message on [[User talk:{{{1}}}|my talk page]]!
Need help? The Community Portal has an outline of the site, and pages to help you learn how to edit. Or you could just close your eyes and see if Eris will guide your fingers.

Thanks for fixing the typo! DAP Bobbie Girl Dame Pleb Com OP Miley Spears (talk)

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