All Hail Discordia!
Welcome to Discordia Wikia aka Discordia Wiki, and thank you for your contributions (assuming they weren't unwelcome spam or vandalism)! This is a site for Discordian truth as Sri Syadasti would see it (true in some sense, false in some sense, etc.) There's lots to do around here, so I hope you'll stay with us and make many more random embellishments.
- Happy Policy Page is a great first stop because it can save you from being cast out into the Region of Thud. Not to mention Wikia's ToU which The Agents of Greyface who patrol this site with their razor sharp claws and nasty big teeth take very, very seriously.
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- Questions? You can ask at the Help desk or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, or post a message on my talk page! If you have some spare time, strike up a conversation at the Bowling alley.
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Keep up the good work like your edit to the File:Binky the wonderskull 611842130.png page. Don't ever feel shy about hitting up my talk page if you have a question or five. Miley Spears (talk) 05:53, October 21, 2017 (UTC)
- Hi Miley. Is this you or a Wikia bot? Binky The WonderSkull (talk) 17:14, October 21, 2017 (UTC)