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Kerry christmas

Kerry Christmas (patron saint of Giftmas)

Also see Holyday

  • Only eleven dates are named in the Principia Discordia as being worthy of celebration - however, Discordians have felt free to invent other holydays which have become popular to varying degrees.

Cyclical Whollydays[]

More Whollydays[]

  • These are in a list. Some of them show up more than once, because they're that good! Dates are in YOLD (Year of Our Lady of Discord i.e. Discordian Calender), and Gregorian Calendar. Most of these were stolen from Reverend Loveshade and friends:

Dated whollydays (Sinking whollydays)[]

  • 55 Confusion (July 20): Mal-2 Day
  • 43 Aftermath (Dec. 1): Day D

Undated whollydays (Floating whollydays)[]

  • Erister occurs on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the vernal equinox in the northern hemisphere. Or it happens on Easter.
  • Go Topless Day is held on the Sunday nearest 19 Bureaucracy (August 26), Women's Equality Day.
  • Moosemas celebrations are held at various times either towards the end of the season of Aftermath or during the first part of the season of Chaos, depending on the Cabal. These feasts may be held once, many times during the season, throughout the year or not at all.
  • Holiday, the original official Discordian holiday, occurs sometime during holiday season. We're not sure exactly when, as we lost the day back in '76. If you find it, please let us know.

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